No one raised a hand. The pack out was "fun". They came in and we knocked a couple out of the group. ... this is one of those stories I hate to tell. Of course, he still has to believe everything I tell him  . The deer started coming straight towards me. So, I was freshening up a community scrape when a big deer materialized on the trail before me. I knew we had a running rooster. Darkker Super Moderator. (Note: Human urine doesn’t spook deer, no matter what your expert hunting buddy says.). The stand off went on for a few moments, until my friend indicated he'd better go out and give Jack a hand with the retrieve. He said he was trying to be as still as a stone, but a darn fly got up under his mesh facemask and was crawling around on his face. After we got over the shock of being that close to huge horses on the loose we found the whole thing pretty funny. Join Community Forum Staff View All recoil junky Super Moderator. It had rained earlier that week and the bank was plenty muddy. I was a kid. Days after the previous story, a symmetrical, 21-inch wide, 145-inch 8-pointer dashed across the cornfield in front of me. Meanwhile, Mark had looked down at his watch, saw it was 3:30, and looked back up to see an 8 point buck loping past his blind. I had to explain that being in awe of nature was fine, but after creeping a mile to a pond, one should shoot first then admire nature. Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart: A Rhyming Read Aloud Story Book For Kids About a Farting Leprechaun, Perfect for St. Patrick's Day Humor Heals Us. Here are some of my most humbling, and perhaps embarrassing, blunders afield. I use a £20 note as bait at the Three Salmons, or the Glen Yr Afon hotel, and never fail to catch a good fish dinner, served on a plate, at my table, with asparagus, sauted potatoes. Also, save up enough money to buy and lease hunting land. I've got a half dozen stories where I set him right in "the spot" duck hunting. Looked like a dog on a pogo stick. Find the top 100 most popular items in Amazon Books Best Sellers. The beloved, Probably about 6-7 years ago before I had my own dog, my hunting partner and I would walk the woods and fields hoping to kick  up woodcock or phez. I did a bleat with a can call. He said he was quietly and trying to remain motionless, blow the fly off his face. Almost ready to pop a bag of popcorn and enjoy the show, they finally bolted toward me. We were about 3 miles from camp. Tell me your funniest hunting stories. Hollers. Finally they headed back and trampled the decoys and one picked up a decoy and walked off with it. Tell me your funniest hunting stories. Funny Hunting Day ! No deer. Dawned on me. I never dialed back in the gun. I was chuckling to myself and thinking of how lucky that little buck was since I have serious itchy trigger finger. The dead limb dangled in the breeze. jackalope. 1. Almost at the same time my other friend started to come out of the cattails. You could see in his ears, eyes, and tail just how happy he was. In my loopy state of shock, all I could do was raise my hands like an NFL referee and say, “It’s good.” The buck didn’t laugh. I guess that was my punishment for envying all those dead social media deer. We got a bird gobbling and set this guy up against a tree with the open pipeline in front with a couple decoys. $11.99 #2. Jesse Herzog. Payton, Page 1 of 2 1 2 Next > Jan 5, 2008 #1 . 296 views. Shooting a bird became a slapstick comedy: a race to the bird, man versus dog My friend was eating breakfast with another friend before a hunt and they had their dogs in a truck with a topper (but no dog box). These funny stories will have you laughing for days. I could see fresh tracks in the snow. 4.4 out of 5 stars 17. The bank coming out of the creek was very steep for the first 10-15 ft or so. I ran into him a year or so later and asked him if the dog was retrieving his ducks OK. In haste to get on the trail the 1st afternoon I forgot food, insulation layer, rain gear, and extra water (had a liter on me). Im sure most wont find this as funny as I, But I felt the need to share. A foot to the right. When my daughter and son-in-law were first married, they were here for deer season. Join now to ask and comment! The lady called me when she got them and said they couldn’t replace them. She was incredibly gentle with birds but that bird was pretty tenderized. He said "yeah, we just have to let him carry the first bird up into the marsh and eat it. Not sure how funny this one is but an interesting story to me, nonetheless! He said that the cow stuck her head about 3-4 feet from where he was sitting and just stared at him. He finally started talking about what happened. Lucilky he was still barely in the cattails and also it was cold and had a heavy jacket on as a well a heavy pair of neoprene waders. The buck ran off. Powered by Invision Community, REGISTERING FOR MEMBERSHIP ON UPLAND JOURNAL 2021. So, when it comes to deer hunting, the common cliché is that outdoor writers, editors, hunting show hosts, and other outdoor industry "professionals" have it all figured out. It was snowing, with a steady NE wind, so I made a slow half circle and was drifting back toward him through an Aspen thicket when I saw a big deer rise out of its bed and instantly disappear into the snow covered brush. 05-08-2009, 10:37 PM. Soon after, I spotted a cow and calf moose meandering down the road from my friends dad's position. Good Fishing in Usk (Wales, UK) The river USK is legendary for the quality of it's coarse fishing. Here's another duck hunting tale for you. True story from a Mississippi man who was at a missouri bar with some fellow soldiers. I had a first-row seat to the big show as it crossed the property line and got shot by a neighbor — who was hunting for the very first time.
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